ABOUT
Butthole Bees
Butthole Bees affect millions. Is your butthole filled with angry homeless bees? Join our cause and safeguard the future of buttholes, while funding bee conversation and research into Colony Collapse Disorder.
MISSION & HISTORY.
Our mission is simple: Call attention to the disappearance of bees from our ecosystem. Where are they going? Into buttholes? Is it the result of alien influence? Aliens are known to probe buttholes... bees are losing their homes... maybe there's a connection.
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Butthole Bees was formed in 2020 as means to call attention to the disappearance of bees and to support and fund research into Colony Collapse Disorder.
CONSERVATION THROUGH COMEDY.
We might make you laugh and we will definitely make you scratch your head wonder WTF this all means. We're here to save bees and have a few laughs while we do it. What's the buzzing? Is it your butthole? Get the bees out and back into their natural habitat. Also, donate to our cause or buy a funny shirt. A portion of the proceeds go directly to research into Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD).
ARE BUTTHOLE BEES REAL?
Did you read the section above? Are you still wondering if Butthole Bees are a real thing? Here's what's real: Bees are disappearing from the planet at an alarming rate. I get it, it sucks to be on the receiving end of a bee sting, but bees are a vital member of our ecosystem. A world without bees would mean a world without a large number of flowering plants. Do us all a favor and help save bees today!